Is yet again, postponed!!! Hahaha... I would like to extend my most sincere apologies to all my hardcore fans.

Yesterday, was a very important event. The day a savior was born into the world. And also the day Agent XX and Agent YY, whom miraculously and unknowningly married 14 years ago, and birthed BabyAgent Snow-White within the confinement of a restaurant. The Birthing Officer of Anti-Pukesen Ramen issued us with a Disney Baby Bowl. And little miss Snow-White was born!! Hahaha! I know its weird, even I, the father, wasn't sure how could it be possible!! O.O

A not-so-well taken image of it.

Upon filling up Agent XX's newfound family, its PARTY TIME with puzzle solving!! Ending with the cries of our Beloved Baby Snow-White to move on to elsewhere.. And of cause, no puzzles solved.. =(

A magically gigantic tree was spotted within the compound of the entertainment center, with no clear clues of how was it transported in! My theory is TELEPORTATION!!

A family portrait was taken with the friendly Mr. Giant Tree. =)

Wiggling around the maze within the compound, we made it out into the streets! And a sudden heat-wave struck us all burning us with an invisible force throughout the night as we fight our way down the street to hitch a LightSpeed Transport back home.. But stealing a few glances at the street, Agent XX knew it was no easy task, even for a man his calibre.. The tremendous horde of neutral puke-noids was practically a living obstacle course..

However, throughout the street, several photogenic stations were strategically placed to attract the unbelievable mob of the puke-noids to snap billions of pictures of the stations. The recharge station works in a way where for every single picture snapped, energy ratings increases by 10%. And the more poses displayed, the higher the energy increase. Due to the obvious lack of manpower, Agent XX had to befriend several puke-noids to snap pictures for us. Upon reaching the end of the obstacle course, the entrance of the street, a few final pictures were snapped and just enough energies were recharged to enable us to go on safely home.

Sample pictures: 18% energy recharge for both pictures.

Before I forget to mention, BabyAgent Snow-White was trying her best throughout to try and set-up her mummy and daddy.. -_-" But DaddyAgent XX still got to thank her though.. =) Thank you! Hahaha.. This Agent Family wouldn't be the same without you.. =)

Due to the tremendous heat, Agent XX purchased a very unique passion tea from McPukenalds'.
The reason why it is unique, the passion for this unseemingly plain tea, with no traces of flavor yet cost 3.95 PukeBucks, must be delicately nurtured over the course of eternity before you can fully enjoy this passionate drink in its entirely.

Staring at the Timetable board for LightSpeed Transports, Agent XX's family mutually agreed that it is corrupted. When the LightSpeed Transport arrived, we split up from our Beloved Snow-White but we know that she will be just fine, because she is already 3 hours old!! Old enough to take care of herself. :) After an anguishing 30 minutes, Agent XX's family arrived home.

After sending Agent XX's family to their "Gate-step" (as opposed to doorstep), Agent XX boarded a flight to New York, home.

P.S. I've gone crazy from the moment I met you.

Battle Control Terminated.

Has to be postponed because the army of P.I.M.P hasn't finished producing highly explosive and radioactive chewing gums..

Sidetracking a little, Agent XX had registered for a self-renewal Arms and Training course during the past week. The course lasted for 3 years and 2 months. Before arriving at the course location, Pimcountry, Agent XX had lots of thoughts, because Agent XX hasn't been there in a long time. And Agent XX worried that he would be unable to communicate with his fellow P.I.M.P Agents.

Meeting with a close P.I.M.P Agent for lunch before the course starts, and helping fellow Agent X2 gather required resources for the course. Upon wandering within the MegaMarket, Agent XX bumped into 2 other fellow agents and a course instructor..

>>>FASTFORWARD>>>

Upon reaching the designated location, all Agents alighted from the ultra-gunship that travels 10x the speed of light. Hiking through dense vegetation and stinkier-than-puke poops, all Agents safely arrived at the campsite HQ. Basic IceBreaker programs were initiated and things were good. Next, was a theory lecture about safety on Pukedom and after which was dinner. Followed by lectures again. This year in particular, Agent XX did not felt sleepy at the lectures at all.. :)

>>>FASTFORWARD>>>

On the 2nd year, Agent XX woke up early to attend lectures and followed by a lunch filled with nutritious anti-pukexidants. Then, was the physical and more practical, hands-on live field trainings. Agent XX was outshining and scored 19083000 points for his team. The long range passes of grenades during "Capt. Grenade" was record-breaking.

All of a sudden, puke stormed heavily onto the training grounds. Forced to look for shelter and thus they started the "hologram-tionary" test and it was a piece of cake for Agent XX's team as well. The rival team dared Agent XX's team to try their hardest question yet.. Through well-drawn and picturesque holograms, Agent XX got down 3 of the 5 words.. But the last 2 words had Agent XX dumbfounded. In the nick of time, Agent YY used her telepathic skills to communicate with Agent XX and nailed the game hands down.

After the puke storm ended, the 2 teams proceeded to an open area to train in the art of puke enduring. Many objectives were met, but at the cost of Agent XX being transported to the medic. As twilight sets in just after dusk, the 2 teams truced for the night and prepared a giant traditional campfire cooking. Food was good and recharged everyone significantly.

>>>FAST FORWARD>>>

After the campfire ended, it was major gambling session for all. Which resulted in the creation of the Ultimate Arsewhole DaiDi and Agent XX just schooled everyone by being on the throne reigning for 3 decades. It was then lights out time but Agent XX and Agent YY and 2 others continued playing London-Bridge-Is-Falling-Down for a few rounds. Then it was goodnights and sweet dreams..

Waking up within a foreign room, Agent XX wandered around the compound and noticed a fellow Agent living together with him. Just as he found out who the Agent was..

The bright golden rays of the sun shone through the clear panes of bullet-proof windows within Agent XX's bunk. Upon washing up, Agent XX attended one last lecture and went to the ancient faraway land of Pukenia: The Puke, The Agents and The Cupboard.

Finally back in the real world once again, all agents packed up their equipments and prepared to set off for home. On board the Shuttle, Agent XX finally received the "Ancient Book of Wisdom about Puke" from Agent YY.

Arriving at the final destination of "King's Cross Station" Agent XX realised his ID-Card has been bend from usage. Pissed off, he went to the near-but-not-so-near ID creation center to create a new ID-Card. And so, its HOME SWEET HOME.

***DISCLAIMER***
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or companies, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

P.S. I never thought that I'd get hit by this love bug again.

Battle Control Terminated.