Ever felt helpless? Ever felt the need to just cry out loud?

Have No Fear, Kiro Is Here.

All you have to do is just face it straight and trash it out. After all the shits you've been through, what is this compared to the rest? Sure, you don't know if its the right thing to do. But you never know until you try. Even if you go down while trying, you will be deemed a hero. Yet if you just drop your balls and leave, you will go down in history as a coward.

***True Life Account***

Agent XX was on a mission to save the world from total annihilation. The enemy had set a PukemBomb within the center of the globe, and when activated, puke will spill out all over the world through the numerous volcanoes on the surface. It is estimated that the puke will last for at least the next millenium, or until the giant space slug, Slugatron, comes to Earth to vacuum the puke into its abyss of a stomach.

Setting off from the P.I.M.P (Pukem International Mobster Protection) Headquarters, Agent XX and Agent XY is en-route to Pukekima Island to capture the headmaster of the blow-the-puke-all-over-the-surface-of-Earth project. Agent XX and XY has never been on good terms because whenever shit happens to XY, Agent XX will be working his ass off to save Agent XY but whenever Agent XX looks for Agent XY to discuss strategic plans, Agent XY would either be afk-ing pwning noobs on Solitaire Online or doing this. (Refer to the picture below)



Moving on with the story, one day Agent XX and Agent XY were doing a perimeter check about 10 feet from the invisible, noise-proofed, feel-proof secret high-tech MobilCamp in their invisible, noise-proofed, feel-proof secret high-tech StealthArmour. Agent XY requested highly addictive chewing gums, called TechnoGum with plutonium percentage at 90% and the ability to turn enemies into harmless animals for 5 seconds, from Agent XX. Agent XX, concentrating on his perimeter scout, ignored her plea for TechnoGum. The perimeter ended well. And they retired to their camps.

The next night, on their mines planting trip around the campsite, Agent XY demanded Agent XX for a reason to why wasn't there a reply to Agent XY's demands last night. Again, focusing on triggering live mines on the correct areas, Agent XX ignored her vain request. Later the same night, P.I.M.P HQ Command Post sent Agent XX an extra-expensive, extra-high quality, extra-cost, long distanced satellite Morse Code inquiring about the ignorance of Agent XY pleas.

That was when Agent XX didn't know what to do. To be an angel and apologize, while retaining the relationship between XX and XY? Or to be a devil and tell Agent XY why the fuck does XY only approaches XX whenever TechnoGum is needed? Being a man that he is, and the guy that jumps at every girl that he isn't, he replied to ComSat and became the devil within. ComSat acknowledged his reply and wished him luck in saving the world's ass from total Pukemation.

Agent XY was then promptly removed from the mission and sent to LameStuffPlanet to spend her entire life-leeching life far away from Agent XX.

To be continued.. (The Final Battle of Pukedom)

Battle Control Terminated.

What has the world come to? That I am supposed to tank the damage for you..? Please.. I cant even save myself.. Tell me HOW ON EARTH do I tank the damage for you?? You are not even the most crucial team member.. Let alone you are just another pub.. So tell me why, give me a f**king good reason why should I tank the damage? Please don't think so highly of yourself..

And THIS really isn't how the world works.. I wish you good luck in your future endeavors and I sincerely wish that you will find someone who is willing to tank the damage for you.. I will be really glad and happy for you, honestly.. Kthxbye!

**EDIT**

Oh, and before I forget.. Goodbye my friend, I vow never to invite you for games again.. Unless, of cause, its either your treat or you ask me sincerely and I am in a good mood. =)

Yours Truly,
Kiro, The Unwilling Tanker.

***Final EDIT***

After a chat with my ally, I realised how much you have actually leeched from me and how differently you treated me after I let you leech, be it gold or exp. I guess enough is enough. Seriously, this is no way to treat an ally. I kept thinking it through and through and I couldn't make sense of why the drastic difference of before and after.

Other than the fact that you, yes you, are just a bloody leecher. After you leech one dry and don't need his assistance anymore, you just move on to another. I'm sorry if this isn't the truth. But it is what appears to be. To me, at least.

So, "Good bye to you my trusted friend." (Imagine terry jack's version)

Battle Control Terminated.

The point is that no matter how much you try to break a stone with an egg, you will never succeed. No matter how you try to stop the rain from falling, you will never succeed either.

But when destiny reveals a chance, a fragment of a percent, that you are able to succeed, you keep trying till you do. But what if.. What if destiny is just fooling you? What if there is never a chance for success? What if destiny just enjoy looking at you keep trying to succeed, though knowing that you never will..

Then you start thinking to yourself, after so many attempts, is it just you? Is it just you, holding on to a tiny glimmer of hope? Thinking that you will be that lucky person to finally succeed. The longer you keep attempting at this impossible task, the more you start feeling stupid.

But just when you have decided to give up, destiny reveals yet another glimmer of hope to you.. Then you start thinking, should I continue being stupid and try? Or mature like a man and move on from this fairytale? Knowing that there may never be light at the end of the tunnel..

But what if you had put in too much effort and resources that if you give up, it would all go down the drain? Then would it be feasible to just continue inputting resources without ever knowing whether would it bear fruits?

All these questions that you ask yourself, can be answered by yourself. By either a Yes or a No. But the point is, you can never really see the big picture, when your in the picture itself, isn't it? Half your mind is hoping for success, while the other half knows that this is just a worthless investment with really no profits.

So now you are here. Wishing that someone might point you in the right direction, though at the same time, you don't know where are you headed for..

P.S. I've tried my best to let go of you. But I don't want to.

Battle Control Terminated.

Level 1 (90% exp)

Battle Control Terminated.

A-Lvl : 18th Nov
O-lvl : 13th Nov

:)

Battle Control Terminated.